netherstray:

vampires420:

vampires420:

i’m a simple man

i see my dog

i kiss him

1 reblog = 1 kiss for 1 good boy

ONE HUNDRED TWELVE THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED EIGHTY EIGHT KISSES FOR GOOD BOY

daily-bad-jokes:

My buddy went bald years ago but he still carries around a comb with him.

He just can’t part with it!